Funny Joke ;)

I have a joke that my friend told me today. It's pretty corny, but I thought it was one of the funniest jokes I've ever heard; I told my mom the joke though and she said it wasn't funny at all...I hope you'll like it anyway!

Once upon a time, a potato and a cucumber were on a ship. The potato was bored, so he started jumping on one side of the boat in attempt to tip it over on one side. The cucumber got annoyed, and said, "If you do that one more time, I'm going to throw you off the ship!" Twenty minutes later, the potato got bored and started jumping again, so the cucumber threw him off the ship.

One day, a fisherman and his wife were sitting in a nice boat, sipping lemonade and enjoying the scenery while fishing for seafood they could eat for dinner. The couple had been together for over 80 years already; they first met in middle school when they were both in 6th grade, and had been together ever since. They were truly a perfect couple! Now they're both already 95 years old. This was their first "date" in twenty-something years, and it was sure to be a memorable experience, and it was. The fisherman had the Alzheimer's disease, and suddenly forgot why he was in this boat and even forgot who the woman sitting next to him was! Totally confused, he said to his wife, "Who the heck are you, and why are you sitting so close to me?!? Go away, you creeper!" Although his wife knew he had such a disease, she was heartbroken; she yelled with all her might, "You can forget anything and everything else in this world, but why ME? We've been together for so long; we're made for each other!" She took her wedding ring off and threw it into the ocean, and jumped into the ocean herself, committing suicide. The fisherman was shocked by her reaction, but still couldn't remember and continued fishing. Just then, he felt just the slightest tug on the end of his fishing pole; it must have been a really small fish, perhaps a baby sardine. He carefully reeled his fishing pole in, and what did he find?

What do you think he found? Guess!

















answer= the potato :)